Premise

An aging super-villain mastermind holds villain auditions for his world domination attempt next Monday. The tryouts are held in a stark and uncomfortable basement room. Many hopefuls show up, each with more useless powers than the last, and the auditions descend into absurdity. There's Scuba Boy, who can telepathically communicate with (and accidentally murder) his goldfish. There's Rogaina, who can grow her hair out at will. There's The Virus, a man adept at passing on the common cold. And of course, there's Mentallo, who can read his own mind and see into the present. Furious at this turnout, the super-villain folds up the sign and gives up his plans.